ABOUT ME BUT
WRITTEN BY MY FRIEND:
I am glad to be 62 inches tall because that means I am two inches north of being a midget. But you know that is a bad word. So I mean little person. My hair looks like mitchells and that is why I dig him. But the more I think about me liking him the more I realize that my attraction is because I am really in love with myself. I wish I could date myself. I can keep a ping pong ball in the air using my lung power for 32 seconds. I sound like a duck. I really like to ____ faster and faster. And the more I ____ the more excited I get about ____. I dress just like every other sceneager. I dance like tonto and Carlton. I used to be ghetto. Fabulous. I really like watching videos of gay guys acting flamboyant and fabulous.tss tss ahh. I also like sending boys dirty messages. I bet you are wondering what my title means.If you are reading this then you have no life. And you need to shower. I am a figment. Lord its hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way. I wake up every morning and I get Better looking each day. To know me is to love me cuz I am one hunk of a woman. The squeaky wheel gets the grease. And that's why I am so mean because I have to get my way.
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